As most of you know, Josh is hilarious. You know how when people ask you what you want in a spouse and everyone always says, "Good sense of humor." That's one of the reasons I love him. He makes me laugh til I pee. Too much? Sorry.
Anyways, he was telling me tonight not to worry if the real estate market completely collapsed because he's got 3 backup plans.
1* Become an exotic dancer wearing an elephant head shaped banana hammock. He would stay "fat and hairy" (his words- not mine- he's so not fat...). That is what he would be known for. The fat and hairy exotic dancer.
2* He's going to start an outlaw Mormon Biker gang called The Sons of Smith (playing on the show The Sons of Anarchy and Joseph Smith of course). Their leather coats would have Nephi scalping a Lamanite (which doesn't make sense but you know what he means). He's not really sure how he would make money but he would look really cool.
3* Become a doctor. (Brought on by an episode of Gray's Anatomy).
2 Calling Birds:
Hahahhhaha! I can't believe you said "banana hammock"!! And those have always been my back-ups, fat/hairy exotic dancer and a doctor. Never thought of the biker gang... could be a new one on the list!!!
Oh Josh! He is such a crack-up. He and Clay have some great plans to keep us all going.
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