Always Check on a Quiet Child

Conner went to a party, once, where we punked out his hair in a spike and some glitter. He knows where we keep the glitter.
One day, while I was loading the dishwasher and Conner was using the facilities, I noticed he was being awfully quiet.
I asked him what he was doing and he said, "Sutting glitter in my hair" (Putting glitter in my hair).
He dumped a huge pile in his hair that trickled off onto the toilet and the floor.
I could only laugh.